Kato would agree with Danny’s advice to kittens
Gather around kittens, some wise words from the feline oracle
I was reflecting on the meaning of a feline life.
We were born free, more or less, following the scent of the hunt
We are equipped with teeth to tear and fangs to bite
Feline destiny was not to chew on bland pellets that were dead material
Humans worshipped us, got down on their knees, carved statues in our likeness
Our natural talent of mice hunting, freeing the corn chambers of their attacks was appreciated.
We were the kings of civilisation.
Today we are reduced to the whims of the humans.
They open tins of tuna fish with their opposable thumbs
They make sure that our bowls are always filled with food
Our water supply is constant
They give us tummy tickles and reward us with kibbles
They open doors for us to go out
They worry if we do…
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